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"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

"It's the people downstairs complaining about the noise again."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Witches' High Rise.

Man gathers leaves to put on his high-rise patio.

Bob gets a message from the man upstairs.

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

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Shakespeare Street

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Upper West Side Story

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

'No it's still not fixed'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'Honey, I'm home.'

Cat and Broom

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

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'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."