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"He's a big fellow, that Grogan, isn't he?"

"It's the people downstairs complaining about the noise again."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Witches' High Rise.

Man gathers leaves to put on his high-rise patio.

Bob gets a message from the man upstairs.

'I wish the human upstairs would take his boots off!'

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Shakespeare Street

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Upper West Side Story

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Cat and Broom

'No it's still not fixed'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'Honey, I'm home.'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."