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"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Upper West Side Story

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Cat and Broom

'Honey, I'm home.'

'No it's still not fixed'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

Fun with candy.

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

'Luxury box.'

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."