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Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Upper West Side Story

'No it's still not fixed'

Cat and Broom

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'Honey, I'm home.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

"I suppose we should clear up those leaves - we are on the third floor."

'Luxury box.'

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

Fun with candy.

Radiator Cookery

'Of course I get annoyed when people walk past and stare in the window. . . we're on the 18th floor!'

"Don't get the wrong idea, but I think I should tell you that all my furnishings are from Ikea."

"There's no room in our apartment for Ed's man cave, so he had to improvise."

"We'd like a building where a sweet little cairn terrier can bark once in a while without the neighbor's getting absolutely hysterical."