Apartment Life Aficionado Prints

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Upper West Side Story

Complaints at the Beehive Condo

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'No it's still not fixed'

Cat and Broom

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Honey, I'm home.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

I think I've been stuck in my tiny apartment too long.

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

"I find the full body money immersion quite therapeutic after a tough day."

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

'Luxury box.'

Fun with candy.