Living In Apartments T-Shirts

'As a matter of fact, I do have an elephant up here!'

"Excuse me, but on weekdays at 4 A.M., my wife and I are not so much into the pop music."

"Blimey! Those floorboards are squeaky..."

"It's the bloke upstairs. Can you stop snoring, he's trying to have a party."

Footwear

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Shakespeare Street

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Teddy queuing for the Bathroom

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Dog thumping tail on floor, man below thumping ceiling with broom.

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Honey, I'm home.'

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

'No it's still not fixed'

Cat and Broom

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'