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'No it's still not fixed'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Shakespeare Street

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

Upper West Side Story

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

'Honey, I'm home.'

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

Cat and Broom

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'You can't use the elevator as guestroom!'