Apartment Atelier Enthusiast T-Shirts

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Lovely dovetail."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Upper West Side Story

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"He lives in a block of flats"

'Honey, I'm home.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

The lessor of two evils.

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

Fun with candy.

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'Well, what do you think?!'

"Don't get the wrong idea, but I think I should tell you that all my furnishings are from Ikea."

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

'The owner says you can stay free the first month if you can find his lost TV remote.'