Apartment Atelier Enthusiast Mugs

"This is your studio? It's just an apartment."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Everything taste so divinely artisanal."

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

"Lovely dovetail."

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Upper West Side Story

"He lives in a block of flats"

'Honey, I'm home.'

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"I see you've got a new cheese counter."

The lessor of two evils.

'This infestation is far more serious than I was anticipating.'

"Counting the space behind the pantry shelves, it's eleven square feet."

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

Fun with candy.

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

'Do you have any Cheese and Pickle?

'Well, what do you think?!'

"One BHK, two baths, and sixty three plug points."

'The owner says you can stay free the first month if you can find his lost TV remote.'