Apartment Living Enthusiast Mugs

Complaining About Complaining

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

Of course, the rent on the fourth floor is considerably higher.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Shakespeare Street

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Time like these make me wish we had sprung for that apartment with a park view."

Upper West Side Story

'Honey, the neighbors have persuaded me to stop coming out into the hallway every morning to play 'reveille'!'

'No it's still not fixed'

'Honey, I'm home.'

Cat and Broom

"The board is going to have to talk to 5-G again."

A large bird house with many compartments; one is labeled "Sup't.".

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

'Mr. Fitzburger, didn't we agree on a no-pets-in-the-apartment policy?!!'

'And here we have the half bathroom.'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

"Sorry for the racket, but, I ask you, how are ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm after they've seen 6-B?"

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'