Apartment Living Aficionado Mugs

'I don't have time to explain. Just call the super and tell him the elevator's stuck.'

'Keep that dividing down!'

"I think investors have been a bit concerned about these tiny 'microflats' we're converting."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

The Henderson's move to a vertical city took some getting used to.

A man sees a leak in his ceiling and drills a hole in the floor under leak to by pass his apartment.

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'I can't move in, Ted - your lifestyle is too modern. And your furniture is way too modern.'

Upper West Side Story

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'No it's still not fixed'

'Honey, I'm home.'

Cat and Broom

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

'Yes, the walls ARE thin, but you'll be happy to know a world-famous rapper lives in the next unit.'

"Would our big tacky objects look good here?"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

'I saw a Miniature Dachshund today. NICE dog for a city apartment.'

"Are you walking the dog? We live on the third floor!"

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"That's not the thrum and rumble of the great metropolis -- that''s the dishwasher."

Bob hated using the elevator as much as it hated being used.

'Couldn't you people have a dog or a cat for a pet?'

"That's why I come here for the weekends - 127 acres."

"I still can't believe you're leaving a two bedroom for a studio."

'Luxury box.'

Stable conversion for luxury flats.

Radiator Cookery