Apartment Hunting Aficionado Mugs

"Location, location, location."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"And this is a $20,000 ‘meditation room’ — can you believe it?!!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Of course I have a little weekend shell in the country..."

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Upper West Side Story

"This is Mr. Harrington, our mortgage nerd."

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Well, the rent is a bit more expensive than usual because there are only 1 327 482 other tenants...'

'Honey, I'm home.'

Shakespeare Ave

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

Who Let the Dawg In?

Real Estate Personals

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

For sale sign: 'Unique 16th Century cottage. Similar properties wanted.'

"It's a terrific space, Tony—but do you think the TV will fit?"

"The sellers had a lot of kids, so they got tired of running out of hot water. So they upgraded."

"I know it's small and expensive, but wait till you see all the Pokemon."

"The roof is old and leaks. The good news is when it rains you'll get an additional 3 showers."

'New in town, hey? Let me show you a great condo tower.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"This town ain't big enough for the both of us and, even if it was, I doubt either of us could afford to buy a place here given the current sellers' market."

'They're playing house.'

"The mirrors really do make this apartment look bigger."

"Yes, 650,- euro net rent is a pretty good price and it's a very nice house... By the way, I'm talkins about this house, sir."

Castle Realty. Of course, for resale value, I'd suggest converting the dungeon into a rec room.

"This spectacular 40 room property has majestic views of the valley and village and it was tastefully renovated after the most recent Viking incursion."