Apartment Aesthetician T-Shirts

New Coat of Paint at the Sistine Condos

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"Flat pack furniture is my passion. It's just a shame I haven't the space to assemble it."

'Wrinkles can't breathe in mud.'

'Darn those neighbors. A cookie's missing.'

'This facial cream is called 'High Definition'...it brings out beauty in sharp, wonderful detail.'

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

Upper West Side Story

"He lives in a block of flats"

For the musician strapped for space...the Murphy piano.

"I can Botox it, but I don’t want to freeze up my sixth chakra."

Natural Phenomena of 15-E

'Honey, I'm home.'

'Botox...'

"It just seems to me, Howard, that you're missing the whole point of having a terrace in the city."

'Slices Mandy! Just slices!'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

"And these are the Andersons, our tenants."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Sebum! I think you'll love this property on the left side of the chin. It's a wonderful place to start a pimple."

"No threat detected. Their vast resources are spent on lasers that combat wrinkles and unwanted hair."

Paving over the window-box

"Apricot pit?! Are you kidding, Mister? This stuff knocks raw avocado and almond nut outta the water!!!"

"My kitchen is very small. Do you have any with doors that swing in?"

Tragedy and Remedy.

'The old one fell apart.'

Headpiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"That's the window, dear. The bookcase is over to your right."

"Ugh. When will this acne go away?"

"If a sixth borough opens up, I'll let you know."

'You can come back in, King Kong. The superintendent got the door open.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

"Mr. Potatohead had second thoughts about having a facial peel."

Flower growing out of a face mask