"Is this your first time seeing a specialist?"
Anxious Appointment Goer T-Shirts
Celebrate your loved one’s resilience with a witty t-shirt that speaks to their courage. Designed for those who face appointments with humor, these shirts are a fun way to keep spirits high and nerves at bay.
'Who wants to be examined first?'
"Bob doesn't do well in job interviews, so he hired me. I'm a professional actor who specializes in these situations."
'Don't be nervous, relax...he puts his pants on one leg at a time, just like you do. Of course, his pants are tailor made and cost $600 a pair...'
'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'
'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'
"That's Arnie, our resident meeting moth. He doesn't have an office... Just flits all day from one meeting to another. And be careful: he's got a thing for wool!"
"Pardon us, Harrison, if the board fails to share your enthusiasm for the foliage up in Darien,"
'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'
'Lost Diary'
The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken
"And that was just your sudoku chart."
"Appointments. Disappointments."
'Where'd he go, nurse?'
'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'
'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'
'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'
Do' you have the time?'
"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."
'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'
'He can't refer you to me... I referred you to him.'
Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.
"I'm sorry, but I just never know what to do with my hand towels when I get nervous."
The longest Tuesday ever...
"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."
"That reminds me, I was going to get my daughter piano lessons!"
'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.'
"Have you considered spinal fusion?"
Dentistry jokes.
"You understand that we screen applicants pretty thoroughly."
'Bad Day?'
Worry about everything that might happen/Me/Be ready for nothing that does happen.
Time getting away
"Tell me if this hurts."
'I believe that laughter is the best medicine. Now, if you'll bend over, Mr. Happy will perform your prostate exam.'
Anxious Appointment Goer T-Shirts Collection
Anxious Appointment Goer Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that bring humor and comfort to anyone facing appointments with a smile. Find the perfect gift to start their day on a positive note.
Anxious Appointment Goer Pillows
Discover cozy pillows with funny or uplifting designs, perfect for providing a comforting chuckle after an anxious appointment.
Anxious Appointment Goer Prints
Browse inspirational and humorous prints that add a touch of positivity to any space, encouraging a light-hearted perspective on appointment challenges.