Appointment Aficionado T-Shirts

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'Lost Diary'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

"You've got your corner office, so what more do you want?"

"The trend in tough economic times is to put off everything that doesn't require immediate action ? as this chart shows."

"I've just never worked anyplace where the 'alpha male' was a woman."

'Now, keep in mind that these numbers are only as accurate as the fictitious data, ludicrous assumptions and wishful thinking they're based upon!'

Medical Building Directory: Dr. Larry Nix, Dr. Sally Putty, etc..

"Call me?"

"Damnit, executive-trainees don't have 'accidents'."

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

'You'll enjoy our staff meetings. We always begin and end with the product.'

'Now this is exactly what I was referring to when I talked about 'scope creep'.'

Big Shot/Bigger Shot.

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

Drive in movies.

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Corporate Whore.

Female business.

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'I cause sneezes.' 'I cause fever' 'I cause that 'I don't know- I just don't feel too good' feeling.'

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Desk shaped like an office block.

Dr Ed Henderson demonstrates that it IS possible for someone to become too familiar with the safety rules.

Medical Examinations.

Businessman has Sterling Sign Shaved in Head.

Pediatrics: Anatomy

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

Banana Smoothie

Welcome to Yellow Pages, Vermont

'He was always too busy to sit for his portrait.'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

"Well, you're certainly on our short list."