Appointment Artist T-Shirts

'I purchased this great book on time management but, with my schedule, I can't find the time to read it.'

'Ok, here's the meeting agenda ... it's gonna be a long one.'

'No, Mr. Simmons, your MR images aren't in yet. We have older equipment, which takes a little longer to process.'

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

"Do I have many meetings today?"

'Sorry the doctor is running behind. You can keep today's appointment or I can fit you in tomorrow...whichever comes first.'

Hair Traffic control.

'Isn't this cast great? Dr. Emily's minor was sculpture in college!'

'Lost Diary'

'The only thing I'm sure of is death and taxes and home work.'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

'He's really very busy but you can wait.'

NOW HIRING, 'I don't have any formal training for the position, but I've read all the relevant Wikipedia articles.'

Traumatology.

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

'The dog ate the flash drive with my homework on it...but I hope to get it back real soon!'

"Follow up appointment... the doctor will be retired by then."

"I cancelled my last appointment without phoning the Doctor... so I'm making up for it by showing up without phoning!"

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

'I've got a tight schedule.'

'Miss Topple, I wish to be cloned. Make an appointment.'

Fortune teller has a diary for 2017

"I'd love to meet up, but my calendar is a jam-packed with squares and sequential numbers."

"Well, if you want my blood pressure lower don't keep waiting two hours to see you."

Agreeing to Disagree Mediators...Open.

"Well sure, as art it sucks, but that's a lot of bricks to move."

"Sir, Sparky is here for his 3:00 pm throw."

"I must admit, I thought I had seen every type of 'attention grabbing' resume out there, but this..."

'Good morning, This is receptionist Susan, portal to the boss.'

'I think Beatrix wants to show you her latest video installation.'

"I'm afraid he's not available at the moment. Would you like to leave a message?"

'That Doctor has a lot of nerve...I've waited six weeks for this appointment and he says, 'you're lucky we caught it in time'.'

It's my latest work, I only vomited it this morning.