Medical Appointment Avoider T-Shirts

'The doctor's office said you cancelled your appointment and put a restraining order on the rest of them.'

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"There appears to be a direct correlation between fewer meetings and higher productivity."

'Miss Fenwick - I don't want to see anyone today!'

'I'm terribly sorry, I don't have any time now. Please call my secretary to make an appointment.'

People who work-from-home, annual get together.

'Lost Diary'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"Appointments. Disappointments."

Patient to Doctor: 'This may hurt a little.'

'I should warn you, I charge double if you want me to examine both of them, Mrs. Jacobs.'

Do' you have the time?'

'Make me a bunch of appointments that I won't be able to keep.'

'...Do you have an appointment...?'

"Prayer does work! I wasn't picked for any of the church committees."

"We've been standing here talking about how to pitch to the batter for way too long, haven't we?"

"An appointment is required except for Wednesday afternoons, when he suffers fools gladly."

'Wilcox! Do come in...I'm just leaving!'

"Not having to go into the office every day has really cut back on pointless meetings..."

'Is he expecting you?'

Desperate employees escape through bosses high-rise window. 'Hurry! His meeting is almost over!'

'He's playing 'Doctor'.'

'He's sleeping nice & peacefully - Lets wake him up for his obs.'

"You need to see a specialer. They're like specialists, but less so."

I like having an older doctor. He understands my ailments and has most of em!

"Back to face-to-face working, lad? I think not! Be off home with you!"

'Ms Ferguson, weasel me out of the 315 meeting.'

"Basically, we have two options: #1: Do what I want or #2: Endure an excruciatingly dull presentation..."

"I'd like to be on time for school but it makes the day too long!"

Sleeping - "Sir, the staff are all assembled for your pep talk."

'Right, I've convened these meetings to explore some concerns about the number of meetings we've been having.'

'Me? I thought I was paying you to watch my cholesterol!'

'Hey, if you want a great prostate exam, come to Suite 1200.'

'Appointment?' 'No, I'm finishing the magazine.'