Anxious All-star Gifts

If you drive Teddy to school, you can calm him down about his lacrosse tryout. Will do. Thanks for the pep talk, dad. No problem. Fester School.

Fear of news.

Man in Therapist office sees a sign: Therapy Is Expensive Bubble Wrap Is Cheap You Decide

"I just learned that my golden parachute was not properly packed."

'It's your babysitter, where do you keep your fire extinguisher?'

'I checked my symptoms on the internet and I think I might be dead!'

"And, of course, if I were to get the job and start feeling comfortable here I'd no longer need the security blanket."

'Your performance review is next Tuesday. You're allowed to bring a guitar and up to three backup singers.'

'No, you haven't missed much. Pretty well everyone called in sick.'

Before her first dressage competition, Kate suffered from Pre-Traumatic Stress.

'I'm sorry, but I haven't understood a word you've babbled since I turned left on red.'

'Please give me the strength to ask for a raise without my voice breaking into an annoying falsetto and my brow all sweaty.'

"Oh no, I never replied to Theresa's email! And tomorrow I must call Steve.... What does Yara think of me?"

Tree growing

The only way I can get through a nudist convention.

"I've been getting the most intense workouts since I taped a picture of my ex on the heavy bag!"

"They're from accounting, sir, they're not very verbal."

Agoraphobic Explorer

"My life is a powerful blast tocenter field easily snagged on the warning track."

"Is it okay that I said yes to that costume party?"

The Job Interview

'You're in extreme danger because you eat too much. . .'

Fortune Telling: Retirement Planning.

'Play among yourselves while I deal with my stage fright.'

"If you don't wish to hear the match result look away now."

"Feel free to imagine you might have any of the conditions you read about in the magazines."

"Just get out there and be yourself – or better yet, someone like me."

'She will not call on me, she will not call on me, she. . .'

"Call me a dreamer, but I see a world in which I give speeches without pants and find myself in the final exam of courses I never signed up for."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

You've been in there for quite a while, little buddy. Everything all right? Go away, Randy! Randy's rule #896: A confident person doesn't get tinkle-shy just because there's a long line waiting for him or her to finish. Still here. Go away!!!

Idlewild.

"Did we switch everything off before we left?"

'What if I want to stop? Where's the pause button?'

"The virus can live on cardboard! Plus, I miss fishing."