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"It's a really cool game! You're Bill Gates, and you have to fight off the evil agents of the Justice Department before they destroy your planet."

Blue Stockings - Woman revealing herself as author

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Thomas Mann.

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

"Draw your own path."

The Salesman

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

Super Student

"Barb's such a fast reader."

'You're developing a reputation as something of a cowboy, Henderson.'

'Arf! Arf!'

'I need to borrow your Ph.D. for a half hour tomorrow. I have a major problem to solve.'

"Wait, wait, back up, back up. Who the #!@! is George Orwell?"

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Academic Jeopardy - "The great unknowns and cosmic uncertainties of the universe are reduced by this number daily."

"With this company, it's like 'Adventure Capital."

"Keep up the good work, whatever it is, whoever you are."

'This course in philosophy is not designed to teach you how to make a living. I will be teaching you how to make a life.'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

'I begin to question whether this startup ever had venture capital.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

'You present a very convincing argument.'

Can I have a look at the map?

"Dow's up!"

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

"Papi, can I be president of the United States?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'