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'Dagnabbit ! They've recalled the tires on our 1929 Essex.'

"I hear you bought a new classic car."

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Sailor in Car.

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Cats on Board.

"What old school? This is my life."

'Well, the good news is; You won't need to tax and insure it.'

Excess Baggage: In the old days folks called 2 weeks with 4 kids in a non-air conditioned car a vacation.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'It's St Patrick's Day...I thought you called this car your lucky charm??!'

'Thirty years from now, this will seem terribly quaint and awash in charming period detail.'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

'In her day, she did all the work for me, now I'm doing all the work for her.'

"It's a hybrid!"

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

Run from the hills!

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"I think my dad really, really cares about me."

Parts of an automobile

A train's dining car is a diner.

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

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