Antiperspirant Enthusiasts Pillows

'I had no idea aspirin came in such a large bottle.'

Couple cuddle under a sprinkler with an umbrella as an excuse to be close

Beach flirting

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

Man sunbathing on the beach.

'Is it true? You've been selling your venom to pharmaceutical companies to make anti-venom? Traitor!'

"Can you put some sunscreen on my ankles."

Wearing Gloves on Public Transport

Elephant-size sunscreen bottle

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

Sunburn.

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

'I don't know when I've seen it so humid.'

Puppy puts deodorant on the slippers.

'The boss finally noticed me today. He said I should wear deodrant.'

Kangaroo moms chatting in the rain.

'A Cow with REALLY bad breath'.

Man eating 'after work mints'

What we talk about when we talk about the weather

"Me, I don't nip swimmers anymore: I can't stand the sunscreen aftertaste..."

"I've been down here 50 years, but you'd never know it. Staying out of the sun has kept my skin fresh, firm and wrinkle-free."

'Well Shirley, you've got to be brave now... I fear that sun tan won't protect your cake from getting burned in the oven.'

Carrie used sunscreen but it didn't completely block all the Rays. 'Hey, baby...Name's Raymond.What's yours?'

"What's the best sunscreen for someone who burns easily?"

The dark side of hand santizer

Sanitizer

After being frightened away too many times, Miss Muffett decided to rif herself of the spider.

Strong spray deodorant rips a mans arm off, whilst advising "Don't damage ozone layer"

'Will 50 be enough, madam?'

"Ah - the smell of untreated sewage in the morning."

Skin cancer is not really my biggest concern.

'I don't carry water anymore. It's hand sanitizer.'