Antibiotic Pioneer Admirer Gifts

Sir Alexander Fleming

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

'...and now, Gentlemen, we come to our final lecture in advanced cardiology...'

'But Timmy, you have to eat your antibiotics, or you'll never become a big and strong bacteria.'

When bacteria trash talk to antibodies. Oh yeah?! You and what course of antibiotics?!

Mulching Vacuum Cleaner

'That which does not kill me, make me stronger.'

Advances in the Cuban vaccine against Coronavirus

Alexander Fleming

Statue of Liberty and Hand Sanitizer

"I hate it when the palcebo does better than the drugs we're testing."

'You tell me how to give them a fever, and I'll tell you how to make them cough.'

Until Bob entered her life, Lisa never even knew the meaning of the phrase 'acute multiple drug-resistant infection by transgenic Staphylococcus aureus.

Henry Fox Talbot

Lumiere brothers caricature

Safe vaccine for the world

'It's better than we expected. Now the sheep produce wool in the winter and cotton in the summer.'

The Wright Brothers' First Flyer

Horace Mann

'Great invention, Rex! What are you going to call it?'

'And that's how we discovered curly genes, or, as Dr. Crick insists on calling them, 'DNA'.'

'But seriously, folks... Who knows how many blondes it takes to screw in my latest invention?'

Lancelot put to the Test.

Santa's gifts for 2021

Tetracycline: Bicycle built for 4 organisms.'

Alexander Graham Bell's second phone call.

'I hear Oog gave up inventing.'

God bless our all-electric home.

'And once we wipe out the disease, where does that leave us?'

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"We can thank Hippocrates for changing healing from an occult art to a science."

"I like to carry a lot of hand sanitizer. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to see my chiropractor."

Start of the school year

'I've invented food, and I've invented shelter -- two out of three isn't so bad!'

'I'm going to prescribe a new diabetic medication. It's a bit costly. I'll start you off with fifty dollars a week.'