Anti-winter Campaigner T-Shirts

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

"I love you too, big guy."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Giant Snowflake.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

Anywhere but here

Palin 2012

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

"What about my footprint?"

'Is it me, or is it getting warmer here?' (Arctic palm tree).

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

Tuesday, 2022

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

Igloo sales

Evolution.

Fahrenheit 911.

"It used to be a fun place for a visit but it's rubbish now."

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

"Well, ONE of us is at the wrong pole..!"

'The Luftwaffe is unable to bomb London, mein Fuhrer. The east coast of England is littered with wind turbines!'

Better Do SomethingAbout Climate Change