Anti-winter Campaigner Pillows

'You'll have to excuse Gerald - he suffers from Seasonal Affected Disorder' (Naked man in arm chair in living room)

"I love you too, big guy."

"With less ice these days this provides better camouflage."

Extinction of the dinosaurs fully explained

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"If we consume less, floss regularly, and use sun screen - we should all be fine!"

Giant Snowflake.

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"We come from the future and just want to say: Hey, thanks for the planet!"

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

"It's a good show, but I'm pretty sure it's a limited series."

'Filby, we've decided to accept your suggestion for air conditioning!'

Palin 2012

Anywhere but here

"Hey how are you feeling about the climate crisis?"

"What about my footprint?"

"'How to Buy Tickets on Bezos' Spaceship so You Can Live to See Your Teens,' by Chloe Butler."

'Is it me, or is it getting warmer here?' (Arctic palm tree).

"Climate change is not real. It's fake climate!"

Due to Global Warming Penguins have been Spotted Far from their Natural Habitat

Tuesday, 2022

'Five seconds! ...Four ...Three ...Two ...One ...SPRING!!'

From the Stone Age to the GarbAge.

Evolution.

Igloo sales

Men chopping down trees. Underground, tree roots hold hands for support.

Ozone layer claims another victim.

"It used to be a fun place for a visit but it's rubbish now."

And now for today's lead story. . .