Anti-troll Crusader Mugs

"Jeff's trying to get his Facebook friends back down to zero."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Knights of the iPhone

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Spiked prison bunk.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

Trump supporters raise the Nazi flag after Charlottesville.

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

John Lewis

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

"Too Marvel?"

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'