Anti-troll Crusader Prints

"Jeff's trying to get his Facebook friends back down to zero."

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super pets.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

"Your Honor, we the jury blame the victim."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

"We can't be assailed and we can't be blackmailed... can't be derailed and will not be curtailed... competition will fail... cause we're too big to nail... oh, yeah!"

The Family Joules: Part 15

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

Knights of the iPhone

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Spiked prison bunk.

"Ms Hathaway, I need to test my mettle. Find someone on social media who thinks they can bully me."

John Lewis

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Trump supporters raise the Nazi flag after Charlottesville.

"Mon courrier va se perdre..."

"I told Mr Simmons there's something I wanted to get off my chest - his hands."

"Ms Johnson, would you mind ordering me another computer? And you can cancel the call to tech-support."

Trying to switch on the computer.

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

"Who should I call first: 911 or technical support?"

"George, I can't help thinking you lack focus!"

Lost CatCat Found.

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

Bloomin' ants!

'I said what I thought, then I apologized when I started losing advertisers. What does that make me?'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Triumphant Return Of Cap'n Quack!