Anti-commuter Crusader Mugs

"This commute is killing me."

Lanes Closed for the Hell of It

Oil shock.

"It's a survival instinct...they know there's an underwater pipe pumping out untreated effluent somewhere around here."

"It was $78 but that was when you started filling, it's $96 Now."

Gymnast's Commute

Water shortage and waste due to leaks

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Heavy Traffic.

"I don't get this. I know that you're a computer hacker and must have done many bad things. But your record is completely clean!"

Knights of the iPhone

'Kate was running late for work and to make matters worse she put a ladder in her stockings'

'Fuel efficiency? I get about three times around the block on a peanut butter sandwich.'

"Read the comments, boss. . . we should rename the whole thing from 'social media' to 'antisocial media'."

Ballad of Offshore Drilling.

"Hard day at the train station dear?"

Gun control

Capitalism

'Look out world, I'm going viral!'

The subway-delay prophet of doom

'I'm looking for something not written by a celebrity.'

"Jeff's trying to get his Facebook friends back down to zero."

'The brakes aren't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...The escalator isn't working because of 'mechanical fatigue'...why don't you walk up?'

Under the car park.

Internet Uprising

"Every time I get out of my political silo and try to converse respectfully with someone who has differing views, I get whacked so hard I can't see straight!"

Ingrates

"Hmmm. What am I gonna be outraged with today?"

"Are you comfortable with your executive salary?"

Notice at Train Station - 'It Is Better To Travel Hopefully Than To Arrive'.

Folding Bike.

Women's Vote and the GOP.

'I wonder what the excuse will be this time...'

Who is behind the computer?

'The boss said we didn't need a union- he'd take care of us...'