Anti-social Hermit Pillows

'I know living on an abandoned nuclear test site has its advantages - no bugs, no snakes, no univited guests but did it ever occur to you that there's nothing else here either?'

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Dear Folks, it's lonely at the top.

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"That's the worst case of Cabin Fever that I've ever seen. Luckily, spring is right around the corner."

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

"Apparently, he's been trapped in his cubicle since 1944. Do you want to tell him World War II is over, or shall I?"

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Me: I never get invited to anything Also me: Sorry, I'm so tired, think I'll stay in."

"I'm off the grid."

Castaway Drummer

Hello- I'm a Wreck.

"I haven't seen you in ages - have you not been hiding under a rock?"

'I'm a hermit crab and like it this way, so no, I don't want to join any social network!'

Learning to read body language, lesson one: 'Leave me alone!'

'Have you got the time?'

"The universal remote. That's how God rules the universe."

"Burton, Fenton and Hacwood. Sorry, Mr. Hackwood is away, taking a 'gap' year on top of a mountain."

"There are easier ways to get time to yourself, Ed."

"Thanks for coming - I usually find these office parties rather awkward."

"How should I know? I've spent my life sitting on a bloody rock!"

Social Networking or Death

'It started off as a hobby. Then it became an obsession. Finally, one day she went in there and hasn't been heard from since.'

"You can come down now, Milton. The election is over."

Dining Alone

'Make yourselves at home. I'm right here, in the panic room.'

"'The party' is our most difficult escape room—you have one hour to get out of a room full of extroverts."

Stay back 500 feet

"Some party, huh? Did you try the bean dip? How's the family? Give me a call some time! I want to introduce you to some friends of mine."

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

"Since I hate small talk and I hate big talk, I guess I won't be talking."

"Donald hates visitors."

'You'll have to excuse Gerald. He's not so much the party animal these days.'