Anti-smoke Comic Pillows

Smokers outside the office in front of a giant billboard proclaiming 'Smoking Can Damage Your Health'.

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Jim Carrey,

Smokers smoking on the moon, Astronauts smoking on the moon

"Why do people talk about a rat's nest like it's a bad thing?"

John Cleese.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Heelllllooooooo, Roswell!!"

'our chances seemed pretty good until you lighted that 20.'

"Come on guys, my jokes aren't that bad!"

Spike Milligan

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

"I'm afraid the umbrella constitutes an enclosed space and must be taken down."

"Any kids here tonight? Oh, wait... I guess not...since I didn't see any on the menu."

Woody Allen

Alan Carr

'What have I told you about laughing on purpose, Mother?'

Comedy course highlights fake nose

"Obviously, if I have to explain the joke, it's not funny anymore..."

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"I only allow myself one after a meal - I'm now down to 43 meals a day!"

"That's why you don't smoke near the dang cannon!"

'I'm a Fringe performer.'

Dawn French.

'You said he wasn't a dirty comedian. This guy is filthy!'

'Well actually, the only reason I put my head out of the window is that Master smokes while driving...'

"Your cholesterol level is through the roof, you've got a nasty case of gingivitis, and to ice things off... yeast confection."

'Smoking or non-smoking?'

"Smoking causes cancer in humans. I'm canine."

"Your speech made the Wall Street Journal and Comedy Central."

Prehistoric Cigarette Lighter

'I used to be a pack animal. Lately, I've become a two pack animal.'

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Tim's hopes for his safer smoking device were to be dashed when it failed to fit through the door...

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"