Anti-service Enthusiast Pillows

'What's wrong with me today? I actually served a customer...'

Sign on desk reads: 'Thanks for not wishing me a nice day.'

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Is that all they taught him at obedience school? How to use a can opener?"

'The customer is always right...'

"Your confirmation number is 7913842461. To hear this information again press 1."

DIY Butchers

'Hi, my name's Mandy and I'll be your culturally inappropriate annoyance this evening.'

'I apologize for repeatedly asking if everything is okay, but displaying customer concern is part of our mission statement.'

"Thanks for waiting."

We Offer Fast, Friendly Or Quality Service! "So, which one do you want?"

"How is it you can commit to world class service but not to me?"

Trophies of debt collector's heads.

Limbo services: 'what gives...this line hasn't moved for hours!'

Use Next Window.

"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."

Authoritarian capitalism

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

'You mean you want good communication and competent service?'

'We'll rotate them for free but you have to pay if you want 'em balanced.'

Coffee shop request for tea in china cup.

Complaints department

'I need to get away from my desk for a while. If anyone needs me I'll be out in the hall thumping my nose at authority.'

Maid.

A midwife and a waiter pass through a set of double doors.

"I consider myself to be a counterproductive member of society."

"24 hour service. Yes, that's how long it takes us to prepare your pub lunch."

We've got to order more uniforms!

I remember your lousy tip. Enjoy MY trickle-down theory.'

Man in cell phone shop - 'Do you have a phone that just phones?'

'I appreciate your enthusiasm in serving me but I never tip more than 15 percent.'

"We've become so diversified these days...let me check to see if we have anything at all to do with customer service."

"Everything all right?"

"We'd like to substitute you for a waiter who'll write down our order."

Butler and Page Boy