Anti-racism Educators Gifts

Policeman searching internet for young, black criminal.

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"We don't serve your kind."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

"I believe teacher is beginning to rub off on me."

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

"Hello, police? I'd like to report a suspicious black man!"

The Master Race Revealed...

"Thanks for auditioning, you're too dark for the part but we were really impressed at how well you conveyed 'frustration' "

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

Banned Books

"Unruly, talking back, lack of respect...and that's just the parents."

Police Shooting

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

Banned words

Black Lives Matter: Peace, Justice, Love

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

"I feel like you're limiting me to correct answers."

'Teacher layoffs adverted.'

"The sad part is, if one of them becomes a big success, he'll say he was self taught."

"And that's when she found out her master's degree only qualified her for an entry level position."

"I thought we were hosting a group of parents who wanted to complain about critical race theory and sex education. . ."

Asian-American Hate