Anti-racism Educators Prints

Policeman searching internet for young, black criminal.

"Remember, education pays, unless you end up an adjunct - like me."

Common Core Family Therapy

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Could you please downgrade this to a C? High expectations bring out the worst in my parents."

'You may be the best man for the job, but I have a dozen women who are better qualified.'

"No, Einstein's theory of relativity isn't, 'don't marry your cousin.'"

"We don't serve your kind."

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Why would I care if you're not a pure breed? That's a human concern! Sure, I'll go out with you tonight..."

'Boy or girl, straight or gay - I don't care as long as it's science-literate and non-republican.'

"I believe teacher is beginning to rub off on me."

'We lost your case, but the PR was a success. Three publishers are bidding on your story, and 30 PTAs are petitioning to have the book banned.'

When Democrats Win, Democrats Win

"Hello, police? I'd like to report a suspicious black man!"

The Master Race Revealed...

"I'm afraid we don't offer student loans to elementary school pupils."

Psychiatrist. Claustrophobic, eh? The doctor is pretty busy today, but maybe I can squeeze you in.

"Thanks for auditioning, you're too dark for the part but we were really impressed at how well you conveyed 'frustration' "

"Unruly, talking back, lack of respect...and that's just the parents."

Banned Books

Police Shooting

"Behaviour is the mirror in which everyone shows their image." Johann Walfgang von Goethe. An Antifa person lookign in the mirror with the reflection being a KKK member

Banned words

Black Lives Matter: Peace, Justice, Love

"Some of my best friends are black and white."

''Increase education funding'? -- You want the people to get SMART?'

Someone should stop the school from taking the webcam photos of the students. The kid's parents are suing the school. Excellent. Which means our taxes will be wasted on lawyers. Someone else should stop them! My sentiments exactly.

"I feel like you're limiting me to correct answers."

'Teacher layoffs adverted.'

Every year we have black history month. So? We have white history every day. But we know all about Martin Luther King Jr. Really? Yeah. He freed the slaves. Wrong. He invented the cotton gin. You need a year of Februarys.

"The sad part is, if one of them becomes a big success, he'll say he was self taught."

It's nice to have a positive parents' night topic. College admissions. Hearing about drugs, depression and sexually transmitted diseases gets old. The 3 downer 'Ds'. Tonight we'll discuss your kids' futures in higher education. We'll cover drugs, depression, diseases and crushing debt. Correction. 4 'Ds'.

"And that's when she found out her master's degree only qualified her for an entry level position."

'I wish I could claim David Irving had never happened.'