Anti-homework Advocates Gifts

'I spent my summer vacation NOT doing boring writing assignments.'

"The good news is you’re the only one we’re not firing ... the bad news is you’re the only one to run the department."

'I couldn't do my term paper because they've never made a movie about Rutherford B. Hayes.'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

"I'm sorry. I don't have yours. My dog ate your homework."

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"Teacher! What happens if we don't turn in our homework on time?"

"If you're not on the brink of despair you're part of the problem"

"So this is it...the first day of the new school year. I guess studying, tests and report cards are still the hot things around here."

Billy strip: help with homework.

'English homework leaves a pleasant after taste. History takes like fast food. But math is a real bummer on my digestive tract.'

"I virtually finished my homework."

"First break since 1996!"

Homework Help and Homework Eaten Stands

"Sure I know what it adds up to. It adds up to another 'C' for Eddie Goldbeck."

'I've been doing well in school lately, so I think I'm entitled to some dumbing down.'

'BEWARE OF DOG (eats homework)'

"Dinner will be ready soon, so don't fill up on homework."

'You're lucky! Your teacher never gives you any homework.'

"When I grow up I'm going to become president and I'm going to abolish homework!"

'I need a Vacation.'

"I'm not doodling. I'm illuminating my homework."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

'I assume this is a fictionalized version of your algebra homework.'

"My teacher gives out a lot of homework. I hope I get a dog for Christmas."

"Hahahaha! Oh, you are hilarious! Help you with your math homework … hahahaha!"

'It's 42 degrees outside, Eddie. Do you still think global warming burned up your homework?'

"No, you can't hire a temp to do your homework."

Time and money on a seesaw are equals.

"No homework. My teacher saw a squirrel outside the window, the bell rang and..."

"Baldo, you never seem to be in a hurry to finish to do your homework."

'Going to school is NOT an abusive relationship!'