Anti-fry Advocate Pillows

Health Regime Change: No Fry Zone

Sausages.

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

The proper term for our special promotion is Triple Cheeseburger with a Gazillion fries...not the triple bypass special!

'Must you have chips with everything Sir Francis.'

"Well, okay I'll eat it. But, only if you have a medical team on stand by."

"According to these latest tests, anything can cause anything."

'They are boneless, I didn't say anything about beaks.'

Genetically Altered Salmon (and other foods) Research

"Of course I mind—they're mine, and I want all of them."

"There is nothing dangerous about GM foods!" "Keep talking or we'll smash your head in"

UFO = Unidentified frying object.

Fermeture des restaurants: la résistance s'organise

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

Worlds Apart.

"Oh I don't mind the jogging, but I think you tricked me. When you asked if I wanted to exercise, I thought you said, extra fries!"

"Our greatest fears are confirmed, they've taken waffle fries off the menu."

"Might I recommend one of our salads? They come with three of your companion's fries."

"Is everything all right? Any reactions to the irradiated carrots, the transgenic tomatoes, or the antibiotics in the chicken?"

Newspaper headlines - Butters kills, Margarine kills.

"Tonight's specials include beef wellington (long regarded as a major source of cholesterol and saturated fat), Cajun-style swordfish (suspected of containing PCBs and toxic metals), and chicken teriyaki (recent increase in the incidence of salmonella whi

"I guess it's an OK job. Minimum wage plus all you can eat. I tried to quit once but couldn't get out the door."

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Grim Reaper with ChipsFries.

"...and into each box, we now put a tiny amount of antidote to counteract all the additives."

FDA Ingredients

Cooking Contest. I hear you can make tempura out of anything. Yep -- Anything you can do, I can do battered!

"It says it's 100% ground beef. Only bones, brains, butts and eyeballs. Absolutely no pink slime added..."

'Careful Jack - it might be a GM beanstalk!'

The Food of Shame.

Customer complaints.

"You got the chip shop gig, then?"

Sam Ella - Quality Meat

Boiling Oil.

'Mmm thanks for the delicious blueberry lolly chaps.'