Anti-fancy Dresser Pillows

'I don't know about you but I've always hated fancy dress parties.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

Cut out and keep your own Frank Sinatra.

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

Waiting for Pants

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Savory Types

LOL. Larry Lee Oppenheimer is no fan of monogrammed underwear.

A Meeting of Great Ties.

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Snail Man

"We should start wearing masks."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Spider Web Stocking

Utility Chic.

Einstein's T-Shirt Reads: I'm with Stupid (Arrows point everywhere).

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"