Anti-fancy Dresser Pillows

'I don't know about you but I've always hated fancy dress parties.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

Advocado

'Half-baked beans, low fat variety' "Who says we have no taste?"

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I like you in that one—it gives you an aura of mindfulness."

'What are the other nonconformists wearing this year?'

Look At Me I'm Still Wearing Shorts.

"Honey, have you seen my onions?"

Waiting for Pants

Arms reach through a mirror to straighten a man's bow tie.

"Gift"

'I'll take it!'

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Savory Types

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

"We should start wearing masks."

Christmas sweater alternatives

"Well, so much for my lucky hat! I've worn it to five interviews and not ONE callback!"

Snail Man

"Mmm...'ll take these - they fit like a glove."

"It makes a statement, but it begs a question."

"I was a weirdo in this town before anyone even heard of Comic Con."

Spider Web Stocking

Fred's Tie: A Momentary Lapse of Judgement or A Cry For Help?

Utility Chic.

'Don't worry about this meeting. I got everything we need right up here.'

Choosing What To Wear.

"No one will ever take you seriously with those tassels."

'I'm pretty sure it's just plain old Tuesday. Bath towel Tuesday is next week.'

"Would you have anything a bit...'stupider'?"