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I've got a problem – with me. Counseling costs extra. I always hated BMW owners. But one day I woke up and realized I drive a Saab. People who vacation in the Hamptons give me hives, but I've got a summer spot in Santa Cruz. I protested against big corporate oil companies … wearing a North Face jacket and Nike high tops! Don't you realize what I've become? I'm an upwardly mobile hippy! Death to the huppy. Hates fancy coffee drinks, loves soy milk.
Punk Reindeer
'It's a zen diaphragm.'
Drive-thru Church
"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."
Capitalism: Creates, Jobs & Wealth.
'The tax and tip I understand, but what's this charge for shipping and handling?'
"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"
Intermediate Slouching.
"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"
Put it in writing!
Man urinating against wall with sign on back which says 'as seen on CCTV'.
Trophies of debt collector's heads.
Hazardous Wastes R Us.
'Hope I die before I'm reduced to advertising car insurance!'
"Do you have anything that declares my undying love, but with a six month get out clause if it doesn't work out!"
Authoritarian capitalism
"A high-powered career, a happy family, a big beautiful house: my dream is to avoid it all."
'I need to get away from my desk for a while. If anyone needs me I'll be out in the hall thumping my nose at authority.'
Occupy everything!
"Make the world a better place. If not that, then make lots of money so we can stay above it all."
The Pee and Pray - for today's busy Christian.
"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."
'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'
ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'All right! -- our Government grant just came through!'
"Your present state is caused by a hypersensitivity to existentialist thought. I'm recommending mega-doses of pragmatism as a therapeutic counteractive."
'Do I have to fetch the newspaper? -- Peter Hitchens always leaves a bad taste in my mouth!'
"...He's just freelancing for Mammon!"
"I'm looking for a card that says 'You're one step closer to the grave', but in a humorous way."
"I will never read that book, and I'm eagerly waiting to avoid the movie."
Free love
"Joe's trying to get around the smoking ban."
Capitalism sinks while Karl Marx's Capital stays afloat.
T-Shirts - No Future/ Death To The System/ Big Mac
"I think it's time we moved in together...the bank has repossessed my flat."
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