Anti-corporate Greed Advocate Gifts

'Your sense of entitlement is beginning to show.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Johnson and Johnson will pay 572 million for Opioids

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Today the house voted for a timeline, the sentate voted for benchmarks, and Halliburton voted for staying the course.'

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

With-it Woman

'If there's one thing I've learnt being a manager,it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

'Downsizing through attrition will work if enough employees will cooperate and die.'

'Perhaps we would be better off with fewer fans on Facebook and Twitter, and more on Visa and Mastercard!'

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

"It's really a lateral transfer, Crampton, From 'Nobody' to 'Flunkie'."

Profit can be a silly thing, but your boss thinks it is everything.

"We need to really FOCUS on our customers if we're to rip them off to inflate our profits."

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water."

'Hi Mr Miller, this is the employee opinion poll. Here's the question: 'Do you love your job, your boss and the company?' For answer A, 'Yes, I do and I want to do much more unpaid overtime', please press 1. For answer B, 'No, I don't and you can fire me'

Headphones Strip 18: Shared profits

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them."

B.B.C. Watchdog

'Attention - we're combining our anti-viral and anti-bacterial placebo divisions immediately.'

The Ekert Saga: '...without pettiness, feah and greed, we wouldn't need lawyahs, news media or even a government...and megaconglomecorp owns and operates all of it...and, no, I don't know how you apply fah a job theah.'

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

Capitalism is a Form of Totalitarianism

'Adam Smith Institute? Just follow the invisible hand and it'll lead you to where you need to go.'

'Smith, throw him out the back and say a truck hit him.'

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

'Honesty is the best policy since I can't afford a slick lawyer.'

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

"I see they've privatised the fostering and adoption service."