Anti-corporate Greed Advocate Pillows

'Your sense of entitlement is beginning to show.'

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

"No coal here, either - but you never know until you look."

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

"Welcome to Randolph, Vermont. Don't even think of relocating here!"

'Today the house voted for a timeline, the sentate voted for benchmarks, and Halliburton voted for staying the course.'

"Do you want to ruin me?! Take it away!!"

'If there's one thing I've learnt being a manager,it's taking credit where it isn't due!'

With-it Woman

Our Mission: "Who are we trying to kid? It's just one day at a time around here!"

'Downsizing through attrition will work if enough employees will cooperate and die.'

"It's really a lateral transfer, Crampton, From 'Nobody' to 'Flunkie'."

Profit can be a silly thing, but your boss thinks it is everything.

'We're looking for a 'temp' employee to serve time in Leavenworth.'

"We need to really FOCUS on our customers if we're to rip them off to inflate our profits."

'Well, if you consider normal corporate surveillance, interrogation, and harassment 'union-busting,', nothing I have to say will change your mind.'

"To increase consumer optimism, we're going to put Prozac in the drinking water."

Headphones Strip 18: Shared profits

"Every complaint should be seen as a learning opportunity, today you’re going to learn where to hide them."

'Hi Mr Miller, this is the employee opinion poll. Here's the question: 'Do you love your job, your boss and the company?' For answer A, 'Yes, I do and I want to do much more unpaid overtime', please press 1. For answer B, 'No, I don't and you can fire me'

B.B.C. Watchdog

"excuse me...what town am i in..?"

'Attention - we're combining our anti-viral and anti-bacterial placebo divisions immediately.'

The Ekert Saga: '...without pettiness, feah and greed, we wouldn't need lawyahs, news media or even a government...and megaconglomecorp owns and operates all of it...and, no, I don't know how you apply fah a job theah.'

'Adam Smith Institute? Just follow the invisible hand and it'll lead you to where you need to go.'

'Smith, throw him out the back and say a truck hit him.'

'Honesty is the best policy since I can't afford a slick lawyer.'

"Hal, your 'live for today' philosophy just doesn't cut it at business planning meetings."

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

'I just started at the bottom and I like it there!'

"First and foremost, I'm a healer."