Anti-civilization Fans Gifts

Looking for a gift for an anti-civilization enthusiast? Our collection honors those who challenge norms and crave freedom from societal constraints. Find humorous and thought-provoking items that speak to their desire for independence and alternative lifestyles, perfect for anyone who marches to their own beat.

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"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!" mockup

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

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"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960." mockup

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

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'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh" mockup

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

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Punkins

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'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.' mockup

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

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'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.' mockup

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

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"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid." mockup

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

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"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition." mockup

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

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'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.' mockup

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

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Pyramids exploding.

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Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.' mockup

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

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"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..." mockup

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

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"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel." mockup

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

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'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.' mockup

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

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"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock." mockup

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

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James Joyce

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Easter Island Secret

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'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?' mockup

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

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"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!" mockup

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

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'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...' mockup

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

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'You disgust me; but I like it.'

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The real reason for the pyramids. mockup

The real reason for the pyramids.

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Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

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'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional. mockup

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

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"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

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