Anti-civilization Fans Gifts

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

"Desmond likes to live in the moment. . . and that moment happens to be 1960."

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

Punkins

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

'I think that our next door neighbor might have lived here.'

'I don't know whether to put it in for the Turner Prize or go for the Poet Laureate.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

'Bugger!'

"I prefer 'prostitute'. 'Media whore' implies that I'm not getting paid."

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

Pyramids exploding.

Ancient Greek setting. Man at desk writing on scroll says: 'Yes, they're draconian measures ??" but then, I am Draco.'

Easter Island Secret

"Every once in a while he gets nostalgic for Woodstock."

'It seems a lot of trouble to go through just to sharpen a razor blade.'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

James Joyce

'All this 'plane geometry' stuff is great, Euclid, but what if the Earth turns out to be round?'

"No, no, no! Thirty days hath September!"

'I never tire of watching Hippies go by: They're so colourful...'

'You disgust me; but I like it.'

Ancient Egyptian eye tests.

The real reason for the pyramids.

Like, Real Gone...

"Archaeologists discovered several enormous ancient cities buried under the jungles of Cambodia." "That means the Khmer civilization was the largest empire on earth from the 9th to the 12th centuries." "That changes everything about our conception of the Middle Ages." "What was your conception of the Middle Ages?" "Well... It was... Well, knights, maidens, dragons... Mostly dragons. And elves."

'So Long Marriane' 1946-2025 - 1960's Icon Muse and Actress...I Didn't Do Conventional.

The pyramids were built using advanced alien knowledge.

An Anarchist's Christmas

The Day They Invented Papyrus

Athena

A hippie saying "Peace"

20 Years Later The First Pyramid Would Be Built, And Cheerleading Finales Would Never Be The Same.

Hippy at office desk with: 'Tune in/ Drop out' in/out boxes.