Anti-cheating Advocates Gifts

Bull fighter with a gun

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

"Honey, I don't want to hide anything from you. I collect pictures of cats in my spare time."

Next gen pregnancy tests.

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'WELL, that certainly was a frank discussion! Shall we proceed to the inevitable apologies, retractions and clarifications?'

"With the baby-cam, there is no privacy."

'Chocolate never tasted so good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.'

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

"The truth serum made you say some very hurtful things."

Giving Up a Little Privacy

'I have to be honest with you. I've been taking anti-aging nutrients for years. I'm 93 years old.'

Skip the TSA scans by wearing a Burka

Modeling gig

On the scale of 1-10, do you like it?

"Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, so help the Google?"

Don't look know, but I think you're being Googled.

A woman stares at a birthday cake that has "4,000,000 calories" written on top of it in icing.

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"Maybe we'd finish making this if you handled the nose and I did the arms."

"Baldo, I'm proud of you for admitting you were wrong, but remember...a man who makes no mistakes usually does not make anything."

"The candidates this year are really honest."

Played Wordle Fair and Square

Social media and privacy

'...was shocked to learn the politician had been secretly filmed telling the truth...'

"That internet connected doll you bought...I like the way it talks but kind of hate the way it listens."

"In the Wild Wild West, we say, if it isn't yours, DON'T TAKE IT..."

"The orgasms were real. But I faked the kids."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

Let's be honest

"I just feel like we shouldn't have to play these games in order to be truthful or daring with one another."

Will Sell Your Data Back To You.

"I gotta be honest. I lied on my profile. I'm actually a CPA, not a CEO."

"We've been told to inform you that the NSA, FBI, CIA, nor any other government agency cares what you say or do."