Anti-authoritarian Gifts

Anarchist Assn. The hardest thing here is delegating authority.

"If I've got to work for a tyrant . . . I may as well work for myself."

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"Experimental 'no government' zone next 200 miles—by order of Trump!"

Assange Among Friends

Putin still has 54% of votes

"What do you consider your most attractive feature and what are you doing about it?"

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Sorry, I don't really believe in being social offline."

It is what it is. Settle down! Stop being such a worrywart. What's the worst that could happen? Inactivists.

Natural causes of death in Russia: diseases, old age, homosexuality.

Anarchist Cutlery: Soup Knife/ Bread Fork, Steak Spoon.

Danger do not press the big red button. Pressing the big red button may result in death. You will be dead if you press the button.

"It's true that I'm overdrawn but the bribes for improving coursework marks are coming in now!"

Alexander Lukashenko makes his opponents disappear.

"Off with their heads!"

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"In a cost-cutting measure, Trump eliminated the federal program to eliminate federal programs."

'Consumer Society'

Bonfire of the Paperwork

"If I'm not mistaken, that's what the establishment is beginning to look like."

You quit your job writing fake customer reviews online? Back to poverty. I couldn't stomach writing things that I didn't believe. I'd rather sit here and freeload coffee and whistle at babes than do some job that entails compromising my core values. I've spent a lifetime living on the fringes of life because I've refused to play the game. No managing up, no lying, no telling people what they want to hear. No suggesting to a women you might marry her if such a promise could lead to certain pleasu

'Come to order, now I really mean it, come to order.'

Ye Olde Book Shoppe

Are you ever worried people will see all the stuff you put online? Not at all … because I don't put anything online. I'm not on Facebook, I'm not on Twitter, and I conduct all my business in person so they can be charmed by the twinkle in my mustache. You are looking at a man who's totally off the grid, little buddy. It's like talking to a Neanderthal. I also shave with a razor-sharp sliver of granite my grandfather bequeathed unto me.

"Terrorist!"

ANARCHISTS' ASSOCIATION, 'It's not easy running an organization like this -- you have to be really tactful.'

Trump refuses to commit to peaceful transition

'...and I say without fear of contradiction...'

Free love

Man with a sign that says: Violence Never Solves Anything, has been knock out cold.

Anarchy Now! You want to be a licensed anarchist? I think you're missing the point.

Truth in advertising: MILITARY RECRUITMENT...Cannon fodder wanted.

"He loves reading, hates digital technology, and cares for the planet, so has decided to go paperless."

No more people.