Ant Revolutionaries T-Shirts

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

Lynching on social media

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

Alexei Kosygin

Artificial Intelligence

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'You're right...that robot certainly has increased productivity around here!'

One after another

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Ant Drones

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

Despot!

The Ungooglable Man

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

Hosni Mubarak

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

The evolution of artificial intelligence.

'Oh, quit whimpering! -- Anybody would think that you're the only king in the world who every got his head chopped off!'

I wouldn't get too friendly with him - I know for a fact he's going to be replaced by a robot next week.

'If it's true that the world ant population is 10 to the power of 15, then it's no wonder we never run into anyone we know.'

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

Patria y Vida

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

'I called your office and I told them you were sick...They don't know who you are.'

Robot Sculpture

"No need to be alarmed. It's just the new head of programmatic advertising."