Ant Revolutionaries Gifts

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

Lynching on social media

"Must be another paradigm shift."

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'Boss, there's union guys out there organizing the robots.'

Alexei Kosygin

Artificial Intelligence

Fries with that Burgers: 'I lost my job to robot in Japan.'

'You're right...that robot certainly has increased productivity around here!'

One after another

"The genius of the justice system for us is that everyone has the right to a lawyer."

'...hmm ...I predict an upturn in profits this year.'

Ant Drones

'The reason you can't move the little men around is because it's an ant farm.'

Despot!

The Ungooglable Man

In bed forty years ago, John & I sang 'Give Peace a Chance'. I'm still waiting.

'I'll give you sit-down-strike! Just you get this room tidied up by bedtime!'

Hosni Mubarak

I've got no cell phone, no computer, no grumbling wife, no stupid boss. Feel free to envy me.

"I'm gay! I'm gay!"

The evolution of artificial intelligence.

A.I. Newreader Malfunctions. . . or does it?

'Oh, quit whimpering! -- Anybody would think that you're the only king in the world who every got his head chopped off!'

I wouldn't get too friendly with him - I know for a fact he's going to be replaced by a robot next week.

'If it's true that the world ant population is 10 to the power of 15, then it's no wonder we never run into anyone we know.'

You guys, if we're gonna Zoom from inside our houses, you have to move into the light.

'I've found a cafe just 300 yards from where you're standing. We could meet their for a latte.'

'I called your office and I told them you were sick...They don't know who you are.'

Political Leaders Worried about the Deficit Should Worry More about Revolution

'My doctor advised me to 'give up' playing the drums... He lives in the apartment below!'

'Your mother and I have a few questions to ask you about Woodstock.'

Patria y Vida

Robot Sculpture

"No need to be alarmed. It's just the new head of programmatic advertising."