Retro Revolutionaries T-Shirts

"I bought this old steering wheel cover from Ralphie for only $3! I bet my dad will think it's cool!"

My Bookshelf Before the Internet

"We made all the wheels out of old coffee tables and chandeliers."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

'They look more up to date than the ones in your tool-box.'

"I understand the revisionists are hot on your trail, Professor Delauney."

You had me at vintage.

"We hardly ever intercept hard copy notes anymore, Stanley."

"I want to be a more interesting person. Think maybe watching old black and white movies would do it?"

Somewhere in America... the day after "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" came to an end.

'And she's got to have implants out to here.'

"The next song was sixties anthem for the youth subculture of revolution, anarchy and anti-establishment...and can now be heard in elevators worldwide."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"Sklar, Liebowitz, Rubin and Kaminsky... Attorneys a go-go."

"Za Za Bling Bling goes man hunting."

'Ants of all lands, unite!'

"Unfortunately, father never quite got over being asked to reform the band for Live Aid in the '80s."

"Yo, how's it swinging?"

Innovate or die.

'It's official. We replace the words worn-out, old-fashion, and obsolete with classic, vintage and retro.'

"And this model features a nifty, manual back-up device."

How Gary got his groove back.

"This is one of those subway stations they've restored to their original state."

"So the rumors are true-1967 is making a comeback."

Hipster Police Department

Old songs made new

"Mrs. Barnes is to have a complete head-to-toe – she's to be the victim in a bandage-instruction class."

1998: A Look Back