Answering Questions Pillows

Gentleman answering opinion poll instructs woman to read his answer back.

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

"And finally, I'd like to take any questions from the floor."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Do Guns Kill?

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

Quiz Night...

'I'm now going to open the floor to questions.'

"Afterward, there will be a short Q. and A. that will be just long enough for one person to take up too much of it."

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"Good. I can hardly see your Catholic parents now."

Phoning a Busy Sheep: 'Sorry I can't get to the phone right now, please make an animal noise after the bleat!'

Children's questions

Answers to last week's brain-teasers

'I always answer their questions with a question - it drives them nuts!'

Curious George, Dad

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

God hounded by the media.

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

'Where are all these people who lived happily ever after?'

Some owls aren't content just knowing who.

Detective Dinkins always made sure suspects knew how good he was at getting them to talk.

"Let me answer your question by saying that you're being really aggressive, and it's totally freaking me out."

'Yeah, but I'd like to be led into temptation just once, to see how I'd do.'

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

"So, when are you gonna find a woman?"

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"

'Very interesting. How many bird calls do you know?'

"I stand corrected. There ARE such things as stupid questions."

"If you have to ask, you can't understand the answer."