Anonymous Commentator Pillows

"I only talk politics on the web, pal, and I don't use me real name."

"Nation-building never works."

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Trump Administration Raising White Flag in Ukraine

Who gets the anti-corona vaccine?

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

'What's wrong with those Europeans? We have more murders in this city than England, France Germany and Spain combined.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

Trump Poutine

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Laughingstock

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

"....So called 'fake news' is dangerous to our democracy!"

"Hey...look...I'm prepared to admit that I might have been wrong, but...I think it's time to draw a line under it... and y'know...move on..."

'Why does my opponent keep lying about me?', 'Because truth is stranger than fiction?'

"Actually, yes, honey — I do believe 'Fox News' is an oxymoron."

Unemployed recession: the irony is killing me

'I was hounded out of office!', 'That explains the smell.'

"I see the White House didn't lower the flag to half staff."

A lock labeled 'freedom' covers a man's mouth.

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Tearing up the Iran Deal

'Cartoonist thinking'

"Sir, multiple people were stabbed by a terrorist in..."

"I mean the Saturday Night Live president, not the lousy one."

"Hear ye! Hear ye! Look, having nuclear - my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at M.I.T. - good genes, very good genes, O.K., very smart. . ."

Coming up: Bush and Kerry will debate on 'saturday night live'...and whoever gets the most laughs will be the winner.'

'To paraphrase Franklin Delano Roosevelt: The only thing we have to fear is the NSA, FBI, CIA, DEA, IRS, DIA, EPA, FTC, FCC...'