Annual Dinners Gifts

'It's the same thing every year - they never let any of them in!' (Double Glazing Sales Team Annual Dinner).

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

A man looks up at the earth

'Absent friends!'

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Anton's Bar and Grill

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"And here is the winning board of the year."

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

The Butlers Ball.

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

The Last Dinner

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

'Mr Chairman, it's nearly midnight. Can we move on to item two?'