Annual Dinners Gifts

'It's the same thing every year - they never let any of them in!' (Double Glazing Sales Team Annual Dinner).

'Well the good news is that we've landed some huge contracts in China!'

#Thanksgiving #Nofilter

A man looks up at the earth

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Absent friends!'

'I'm thankful you didn't make turnips.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

Anton's Bar and Grill

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

"Lumpy? Of course it's lumpy! Sweetbread soup is meant to be lumpy."

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

'Due to budget cutbacks we are combining our annual employee dinner with The Seven Basic Quality Control Tools Training.'

"Put on a tie. We've been invited to the castle."

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

'Since when does Shamrocks give you an itchy rash?'

'This year, I thought I'd try a self-basting turkey!'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

"It helps if you think of it as a turkey."

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

Umpire's Banquet.

The Butlers Ball.

The Annual Gathering of the Chameleons

"And here is the winning board of the year."

'They're our neighbours. We invited them on the off chance they may turn out to be post-modern.'

The Last Dinner

"Who's idea was it to serve dressed-mutton?"

"To meditate on the mysteries of nature. Why do you come?"

Prosthetic Society Annual Hoe-Down : 'You put your left leg in, you put your left leg out..'

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

Fire Brigade Chiefs Annual Dinner

"After our big family holiday dinners, we always have some leftovers."

"Your college student, home for the holidays, waits until dinner to announce that he is now a vegan. . ."

"That was fun- we should do New Year's more often."

World War II - Stalag 541 escape club reunion annual dinner.