Annual Cookout Pillows

"I know it's made of tofu, Paul, but you're missing the point."

"Whenever he shows up everything turns to crap!"

"I'd like a week off without any business related e-mail on my home computer."

'Just how big of a tailgate party are you expecting to have?'

'Oh, and I suppose I'm the only one who's ever heard it's a 'dog eat dog world'?'

"Any of you guys feel like hot dogs?"

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

A man looks up at the earth

Not only were the bears coming out of hibernation but they went ahead and invited themselves to dinner.

I've been looking forward to this the whole year: It can get lonely out there...

'Absent friends!'

When Grammarians Grill: 'Well done, well-done, or, well, done?'

A Day in the Country.

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'When you said I would go places with the firm , sir, I was rather hoping for more than the annual outings...'

'Has anybody seen the flyswatter?'

Anton's Bar and Grill

Unintelligible speaker at Subway Announcers Dinner.

Don't you worry JB, everything is fine here.

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

Face it, Bob, we're lost. Welcome to Faceitbobwe'relost pop. 2.

'What'll it be: rough-and-ready, ready or not, not on your life, or life's a beach?'

'No wifi?. . .No 3G, either?!. . .Lousy tropical paradise!'

"As company chairman I'd like to thank you all for participating in the evenings entertainment and saving me �4000."

"But honey, I've spent my last 30 years pretending to look busy. I can't quit overnight."

"I'm not sure I'm interested in Trump's tax returns. I'm frightened enough by ours."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"Hey, everybody, we're invited to a cookout!"

'Marcy, Ted - so glad you could come! Let me direct you upstairs to the overflow room.'

"It's their big annual event—the Run for the Roses."

'We'd like to go to a country that doesn't have tsunamis.'

Ventriloquist's fete

"I know you wanted to go to Paris, Dear, but Spitzbergen has a GREAT exchange rate!"

Summer

Umpire's Banquet.