Anniversary Of First Scan Gifts

"Don't worry, they normally look like little humans during the early scans."

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Pregnant women having a ultrasound done.

Saved...life is good!

'Your cat scan looks fine, your pet scan looks fine, your MRI looks fine, but your insurance reimbursement doesn't look fine.'

Thanks to therapy, Bob no longer felt like a nobody. He felt like an anybody.

Smartphone Sonogram

Sumo Love.

"Your sins are forgiven, but not your co-pay."

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

"Oh no, not another pandemic!"

Bubbling

Hot New Talk Shows!

Cherub tries to prevent a man from declaring his love for a woman.

"We'll publish your book, doctor, but we'll have to get a second opinion."

'Awesome erosion!'

'What I need now is a good publicist...'

"How cute! Our technician photo-bombed your X-ray!"

"This is what happens when we don't practice social distancing."

"I rescued him from a tree four years ago — still remembers me."

'Oh! She's such a pretty ba-a-by!! Yes, she is! A Pretty, pretty ba-a-a-b!...'

Cat chess

Real Time vs Emotional Time

Jack-in-the-box reads 'It's almost March again!'

Even Godzilla is taking precautions!

"I'm not taking any chances!"

"I take it the tortoise wasn't available."

Lady votes using her facemask.

'The part of your brain you used to diagnose what is wrong with you is what is wrong with you.'

"Isn't this wonderful darling, having the whole family around the telly again. . ."

Stay apart & stay happy

"How many days have we been like this?"

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

'You're worried! What about me? I've never done this operation before!'

"I have the results of your PET scan and your CT scan. You are not claustrophobic."