Anniversary For Pet Couples Pillows

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'Fetch.'

'That was fun!'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

Hush puppy.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Haute Suture

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

Collies Without Borders

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Family with pets.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

Dog wearing a cone