Anniversary For Pet Couples Pillows

Sniffathon: The Dog world's version of a Kissathon

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

'That was fun!'

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

'Fetch.'

'You complimented the chef on his dumplings -now he wishes to return the compliments!'

Dog Hunting Trophies.

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"According to this article, snoring can result in justifiable homicide."

Hush puppy.

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

Haute Suture

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Parts of a dog" "Hears food drop" "Smells food" "Chews food" "Swallows food" "Digests food" "Moves toward food" "Signals for food" "Makes room for more food"

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Family with pets.

"Hi. What kind of wine goes with fruit salad?"

"Yes, one is a dog."

"Someone’s in the kitchen. Did you lock up my kibble?"

Collies Without Borders

"That's where we differ. You'd eat cat food, but I wouldn't touch dog food."

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Beware of the Dog Hair.

'...and remember, son, never throw up on an old carpet...wait until they get a new one!'

I've found you can say anything you like to them, as long as you're wagging your tail.

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."