Animated Films Gifts

"We could reshape your nose with conventional surgery, but I'm going to suggest something radical."

'I sound old don't I??'

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! -- Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

Benedict Cumberbatch

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

Horror movies

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

No-Work Orange

Men looking at black screen, "I call it film noir"

"Would you sit and watch a 12 hour movie?"

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"For the last time stupid, you're tin man, you are not by any leap of the imagination, anything like Iron Man!"

"Let's talk film or let's not talk film - I'm easy."

'This should be perfect. The main characters fall in love during a series of explosions.'

Comedy Cafe

Stand-up Romcom

If nobody had invented graphics

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

T. S. Eliot Meets Beavis And Butthead

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

"I'm sorry, we're looking for the voice of a spunky animated turnip and your reading is more fruit than vegetable if you understand what I mean."

"Bloody hell!"

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

"He was the one everyone called 'The Greatest.' Then one day, a stranger turned up in town."

'If you want to live a long time, try not to do anything that will kill you.'

"Walt Disney on ice."

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

What's an Imax cave?

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'